I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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