what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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