maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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