No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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