This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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