Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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