Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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