so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
