You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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