Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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