you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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