It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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