is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Dick very happy bro
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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