she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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