i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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