12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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