People in love make me want to vomit
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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