Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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