I'm drive I can fine osifer
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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