So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
im having a threesome with these popsicles
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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