2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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