Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
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hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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