I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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