Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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