Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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