Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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