HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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