i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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