i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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