why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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