pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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