Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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