i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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