Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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