Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
No more Irish car bombs ever.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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