just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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