So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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