I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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