Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
