idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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