We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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