So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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