he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm at about main and main street
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
A+ Viking dick
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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