i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
