She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I just want nice things and good sex
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
There's even glitter on my cock...
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