Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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