And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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