this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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