By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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