I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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