Need sex. Gaining weight.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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