Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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