It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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