just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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