Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
