Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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