sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
We left an ass print on the piano.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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